Doris the Dachshund – Blogger & Agony Aunt !

Dog BlogHello…Is there anybody out there ??

I’m not sure if I’m doing this right, but I’ll give it a go anyhow…

You see the thing is, I’ve often watched my humans bashing away on this machine for hours on end, and finally the curiosity has gotten the better of me.

The human with the whiskers on the face used to spend an awful lot of time on it, but over the last year I have noticed that he doesn’t spend as much time on it these days as he used to, so I have seized my opportunity.

I suppose seized is the perfect word as I am writing this when my humans have gone for their daily nap which usually happens at night time. (Strange if you ask me cause I nap whenever I feel like it)

This typing thing I must say I’m finding it difficult enough, not having opposable thumb’s but I reckon I’ll get this initial blog, (I think I’ve heard them call it that), done before they wake to make my breakfast.

Before I go on, I suppose I’d better introduce myself, my name is Doris, and it’s obvious to see from the picture above, that I’m one of the coolest Dachshunds in Ireland, maybe Europe, and I might be stretching it by saying the planet, but I’ll let you make up your own minds on that one.

I’m an Irish canine and West Cork by the grace of God (Dog spelt backwards you may notice) and in my humans years I’m 12 years young.

Those 12 years of living life to the full have given me what I reckon is vast amounts of knowledge & common sense. Now I think it’s about time to share this with the rest of the planet, but mostly my canine relations some of which I reckon I’m closely related to & also the ones that I have my suspicions about, but hey, we’re all canine’s and I’m here for you all.

Right, that’s it, my paws are starting to ache, & even though these glasses make the type seem huge, I’m starting to get a bit sleepy, so here’s the deal.

I’m going to be writing about ALL topics, mainly dog related, but it’s not all about me.

I want to hear from you, my four legged relatives, about what’s going on in your patch.

Let me know if you are having relationship problems with either the other canines you share your life with, or even if you have an unruly human. Anything basically you want to get off your chest or need somebody to talk to or just somebody with big ears which I have in abundance, who will listen to you.

I’ll also try and help you with any medical problems you are having, but remember at 12 years of age I’m a veteran not a veterinarian, although I may have back up in this area sometime soon.

So that’s it, my first blog, hopefully the first of many, signing out

Doris Dachshund

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